These days, Superman would rather be snuggling young boys while Batman explores his emotions. But just imagine with a little creativity and half-decent writers how superheroes could be saving the world!

All-American urban crimefighter Superman now aspires to save everyone from imminent death at the hands of diversity hires. With mass-transportation systems run by clowns obsessed with their hair and posting selfies on the internet, what’s even keeping these aircraft in the air?

When not holding up collapsing bridges, Superman escorts jets all the way home. But with so many potential disasters, even he can’t do it alone! He recruits Supergirl and Iron Man and forms a superhero supersquad devoted to propping up airplanes to avoid an airline holocaust!

Art by KL Jones from Flip City Vol. 21. See more of this feature below!